First, we'll begin with the initial stage of music: the letter "M". This can be tricky. It involves multiple changes in direction, so it often trips up newcomers who aren't certain of where to go. Make sure to take each step slowly, straight as an arrow. If you need help, imagine a "W", but if the North Pole was the South Pole.

After that, we come to "U", more commonly referred to as "horseshoe". In order to properly recreate this character as was intended by the inventors of music, you will need to acquire an equine companion. You must build enough trust to equip them with properly-fit horseshoes, which you may then remove in any instance where the word "music" is brought up in written form.

Next comes "S", which is a much easier time. The factory process of "S" has been refined for many years, and now it is readily available in the minds (and notebooks) of every 90s child. Or... maybe it was the 80s? 60s? Uh, we don't actually really know when that pointy "S" was first discovered. But you know the one.

We approach "I" now, and not the number 1, but the letter I - also not the character |, it is in fact the letter I. it may detach its head when it wants to appear small, as it is a cryptid (everyone knows this). But do not let this strike fear into you - it has not been known to be provoked by the surroundings of music. You must capture I through whatever means necessary. This is the most dangerous step of writing music.

If you have survived, you only need "C" to finish the process. All you need to do is (oh my god this wasn't a funny bit why did I spend all this time sitting here writing this stupid news post).

And it's that easy! Now you can share your ability to write "MUSIC" with your friends and family!